Patient I am not

I got tired of the lilac seeds not germinating. I tried all suggested variations (in freezer, in zip bag, in the fridge, just outside, in room temperature, in moist paper, in dirt) but they all seem dead.. Of course I will keep trying but even if they do germinate I have to wait a couple more years for them to start blooming. So I just ordered a seedling today.
I plan to put it near the new gate, of course for that I have to get rid of the ugly bush. I also went ahead and ordered pineapple guava trees. 2 variations to replace the ugly.

I have a pineapple, I have a guava.... Uh! Feijoa.